{"product_id":"usb-goat-scream-prank","title":"USB Goat Scream Prank","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUSB Goat Scream Prank Device \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eThe Most Diabolically Simple Office Prank Ever Created\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eUSB Goat Scream Prank Device\u003c\/strong\u003e – the tiny terror that's about to turn any ordinary computer into a source of random hilarity and mild panic. This deceptively simple USB device is engineered for one purpose: delivering unexpected goat screams at the most perfectly inconvenient moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple Plug \u0026amp; Play Setup:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChoose Your Chaos Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use the bottom switch to select your preferred torture mode\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRandom Mode:\u003c\/strong\u003e Goat screams play unpredictably between 3-8 minute intervals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e60 Minute Mode:\u003c\/strong\u003e Precise hourly goat interruptions for maximum suspense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlant the Device:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plug into any USB Type-A port on the target computer, laptop, hub, TV, Car, and even furniture has USB's now\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWalk Away Innocently:\u003c\/strong\u003e No on\/off switch means it starts working immediately and won't stop until unplugged\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy the Show:\u003c\/strong\u003e Watch confusion spread as random goat screams mysteriously emanate from the computer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePro Prank Tips:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eHide it behind the computer or in a USB hub for maximum stealth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003ePerfect for shared computers where multiple people will experience the chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThe randomness makes it nearly impossible to predict when the next scream will happen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eWorks as long as it's plugged in - could be hours, days, or weeks of intermittent goat madness!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1209\" data-start=\"1161\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1209\" data-start=\"1161\"\u003eHaving trouble getting the device to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1432\" data-start=\"1211\"\u003eSome computers may not detect ultra-low-power USB devices right away due to energy-saving features. Try a different USB port, select Random and set a timer for 9 minutes. If it’s still not working, just contact us — we’ll get you sorted quickly!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48030670127352,"sku":"USB-GOAT","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2882\/8920\/files\/ScreamingGoat-PGK.png?v=1772387047","url":"https:\/\/bespatteredfacade.com\/products\/usb-goat-scream-prank","provider":"Bespattered Facade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}