{"product_id":"usb-air-horn","title":"USB Air Horn","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe prank that plays the long game.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePlug in this innocent-looking USB device anywhere there's a port, walk away, and wait for chaos. The Hide and Prank Air Horn blasts a loud air horn sound at random intervals (every 3-8 minutes) or on the hour (every 60 minutes) – your choice. Best part? There's no off switch. They'll have to find it to stop it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHide it behind a coworker's computer, under a friend's desk, in the family room entertainment center, or anywhere with a USB port. The compact design disappears easily, and the suspense builds with every passing minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1.5 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1.5 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-2 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOffice pranks that stretch for hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDriving your roommate absolutely nuts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLong-form revenge on friends and family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who needs to learn what patience really means\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat makes it diabolical:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1.5 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1.5 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-2 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo chaos modes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Random blasts (3-8 min) or hourly annoyance (60 min)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo off switch:\u003c\/strong\u003e They have to physically find and unplug it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSB powered:\u003c\/strong\u003e Works with any standard USB Type A port\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlug and forget:\u003c\/strong\u003e No batteries, no setup, just pure mischief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompact \u0026amp; hideable:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small enough to conceal almost anywhere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe longer they search, the funnier it gets. Fair warning: you might lose a friend over this one.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48030671536376,"sku":"USB-Airhorn","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2882\/8920\/files\/Airhorn-PKG_49c04ea7-0f2d-4edb-a76e-97ba0e3a730d.png?v=1772387048","url":"https:\/\/bespatteredfacade.com\/products\/usb-air-horn","provider":"Bespattered Facade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}