{"product_id":"tits-the-season","title":"Tits The Season","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"69\" data-end=\"389\"\u003eRing in the holidays with \u003cem data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"112\"\u003eTits The Season. \u003c\/em\u003eThe Christmas card that spreads cheer and cleavage in equal measure. The cover sets the tone with a bold, brazen “Tits The Season,” and the real magic happens inside: a glorious pair of 3D boobs springs up, proudly topped with tiny tinsel and the message “Merry Christmas, Tinsel Tits.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"391\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eIt’s festive, flirty, and just the right amount of emotionally scarring for Grandma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"513\"\u003e🎄 Boobs. In 3D. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"516\" data-end=\"572\"\u003e✨ Includes the phrase “Tinsel Tits”—which is now canon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"622\"\u003e📬 Holiday spirit, in highly questionable taste\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"725\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"644\"\u003eTits The Season:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because nothing says \u003cem data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"684\"\u003ejoy to the world\u003c\/em\u003e like a surprise rack in a greeting card.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rain Parade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67636806058232,"sku":"RP-POC-TTS","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2882\/8920\/files\/CARDS-14.jpg?v=1791818898","url":"https:\/\/bespatteredfacade.com\/products\/tits-the-season","provider":"Bespattered Facade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}