{"product_id":"the-perfect-christmas-card","title":"The Perfect Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"442\"\u003eFinally—a Christmas card that says exactly what you mean. \u003cem data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eThe Perfect Christmas Card\u003c\/em\u003e looks innocent enough on the outside with its sweet, thoughtful message: \u003cem data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"296\"\u003e“The perfect Christmas card for the perfect person.”\u003c\/em\u003e But open it up and boom—out pops the Grinch’s grumpy green hand flipping the bird, with a cheery little “Merry Christmas!” tag dangling off it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"657\"\u003eEqual parts festive and feral, this card is ideal for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a little chaos with their carols. Cute on the front, savage on the inside—it’s basically Christmas in card form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"709\"\u003e🎄 Festive on the outside, feral on the inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"771\"\u003e🖕 Pop-up Grinch hand included (attitude sold separately)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e✉️ Guaranteed to outshine every other card on the mantle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"935\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"864\"\u003eThe Perfect Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e: Because nothing says \u003cem data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"903\"\u003eholiday spirit\u003c\/em\u003e like a big green middle finger.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rain Parade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67636806123768,"sku":"RP-POC-MCFU","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2882\/8920\/files\/CARDS-06.jpg?v=1791818898","url":"https:\/\/bespatteredfacade.com\/products\/the-perfect-christmas-card","provider":"Bespattered Facade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}