{"product_id":"endless-woofing-christmas-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Woofing Christmas Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Woofing Christmas Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDog-Gone Clever Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our \u003cstrong\u003eendless musical greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e features Joker Greeting's signature endless-play feature, ensuring the woofing Christmas carols continue for 3-10 hours until the battery naturally expires. And here's the genius part – if someone tries to silence the musical mayhem by breaking the card, they'll trigger our hidden chunky glitter surprise that creates an even bigger mess!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Perfect Howling Holiday Setup:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Your Sentiments\u003c\/strong\u003e - Write your heartfelt Christmas message inside the card while the tab is intact (it's completely safe to open and sign)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnvelope and Seal\u003c\/strong\u003e - Place the signed card in the included envelope, remove the tab from the spine,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery and Activation\u003c\/strong\u003e - Send the card to recipient; when they open the card it will begin to play nonstop. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy the Howling\u003c\/strong\u003e - Watch as \"Deck the Halls\" plays with dog barks and howls for 3-10 hours straight until the battery naturally expires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlain white envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-lg font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-1.5\"\u003ePerfect Occasions for Woofing Mayhem\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎄 Christmas Morning Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e Open this card during Christmas morning gift exchanges and let the whole family enjoy hours of background woofing while unwrapping presents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🏢 Office Holiday Parties\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing says \"Happy Holidays\" like a card that won't stop barking Christmas carols in the break room for the rest of the workday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Dog Lover Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e For that friend who has 47 photos of their dog on their phone and refers to themselves as \"dog mom\" or \"dog dad.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e😈 Sibling Revenge\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect payback for that family member who still owes you for last year's prank. The gift that keeps on giving... and barking... and howling.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48030672912632,"sku":"Christmas-Woof","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2882\/8920\/files\/Woofing-Christmas-Greeeting-Card.png?v=1772387056","url":"https:\/\/bespatteredfacade.com\/products\/endless-woofing-christmas-card-with-glitter","provider":"Bespattered Facade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}