{"product_id":"endless-retirement-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Retirement Card With Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEndless Retirement Celebration Card: 3+ Hours of Music \u0026amp; Hidden Glitter Revenge\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eCan't take the endless celebration? Ripping the card releases a spectacular explosion of large glitter pieces, ensuring they'll find sparkly reminders of their special day for years to come (just like they'll remember you).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-lg font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-1.5\"\u003eOccasions for Retirement Prank Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetirement Party Gag Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Musical retirement card that celebrates their freedom for 3+ hours straight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLast Day of Work Pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect sendoff for coworkers retiring after years of office shenanigans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBoss Retirement Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Finally get revenge on that micromanager with endless celebration music\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEarly Retirement Jokes\u003c\/strong\u003e - Prank card for friends retiring young while you're still working\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48030672814328,"sku":"Retirement","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2882\/8920\/files\/Retirement-card.png?v=1772387056","url":"https:\/\/bespatteredfacade.com\/products\/endless-retirement-card-with-glitter","provider":"Bespattered Facade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}