{"product_id":"endless-nsfw-moaning-congrats-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless NSFW Moaning Congrats Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHilarious Bachelor Party Prank Card That Plays Nonstop Adult Sounds for Hours Until Battery Dies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInspired by Hollywood's Most Famous Scene\u003c\/strong\u003e Remember the iconic \"When Harry Met Sally\" restaurant scene? Our NSFW card captures that same energy with endless adult sound loops that play continuously for 3-6 hours straight. It's the perfect blend of nostalgia, humor, and shock value that will have everyone at the bachelor party talking!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eWarning: This is not for kids. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003eHow to Use and Setup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple 4-Step Activation for Adult Entertainment:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSign Your Card\u003c\/strong\u003e - Write your message while the safety tab remains in place (card is safe to handle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlace in Envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e  then remove tab from spine to arm your hilarious adult surprise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent and Enjoy\u003c\/strong\u003e - Give to your recipient and watch the endless NSFW entertainment begin when opened; or wait for the text message or phone call. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-xl font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-0.5\"\u003ePerfect \u003cem\u003eThose\u003c\/em\u003e occasions \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBachelor Party Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - The ultimate gag gift that delivers hours of hilarious adult entertainment with endless NSFW sound loops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Birthday Surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for friends with a great sense of humor who appreciate cheeky, boundary-pushing musical greeting cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGroom Gifts \u0026amp; Celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e - Create unforgettable pre-wedding memories with this outrageously funny card that plays for 3-6 hours straight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Prank Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e - Ideal for adults who love good-natured pranks and aren't easily embarrassed by playful, mature humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eValentines \u003c\/strong\u003e- We have sent many for Valentines day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/7862\/files\/ht_meg_ryan_billy_crystal_when_harry_met_sally_jc_140711_16x9_992_480x480.jpg?v=1596485956\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48030672027896,"sku":"NSFW-Congrats","price":11.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2882\/8920\/files\/NSFW-Congrats-Greeting-Card.png?v=1772387053","url":"https:\/\/bespatteredfacade.com\/products\/endless-nsfw-moaning-congrats-card-with-glitter","provider":"Bespattered Facade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}