{"product_id":"endless-burp-day-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Burp Day Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Birthday Burp Musical Prank Card with Hidden Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis disgustingly delightful birthday card transforms the classic birthday song into an endless symphony of burps that plays for hours. What looks like an innocent birthday greeting becomes a 5-10 hour celebration of the most immature sound effects known to humanity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e*Plain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"text-lg font-bold text-text-100 mt-1 -mb-1.5\"\u003ePerfect Occasions for Birthday Burp Chaos\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKids' birthday parties\u003c\/strong\u003e (especially for children who find burp sounds hilarious)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdult birthday pranks\u003c\/strong\u003e (for friends who still laugh at bathroom humor)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOffice birthday celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e (guaranteed to make the day memorable)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGag gift exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRevenge gifts for practical jokers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAny time you want to ensure a birthday is truly unforgettable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ciframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GaW1JJ94PuU?controls=0\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48030673273080,"sku":"BDAY-Burp","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2882\/8920\/files\/Burpday-tag.png?v=1772387053","url":"https:\/\/bespatteredfacade.com\/products\/endless-burp-day-card-with-glitter","provider":"Bespattered Facade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}