{"product_id":"endless-birthday-farts-card-with-glitter","title":"Endless Birthday Farts Card with Glitter","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEndless Musical Birthday Fart Card with Glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eGive them a birthday card that's impossible to ignore with our Endless Birthday Farts card – once opened, it plays hilarious fart sounds for hours until the battery dies naturally. This isn't just any prank card; it's protected by a hidden glitter surprise that activates if they try to destroy it or silence the endless flatulence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow the Endless Musical Card Works \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOpen the card to test the sound; sign it, close the card to stop the sample\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInsert the card into the envelope; pull the tab from the spine to arm it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eOnce the recipient opens the card it will start and loop non-stop even if they close the card; it will run until the battery dies; hours later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the recipient tries to break it we hid glitter inside the card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect Occasions to use the card:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc space-y-1.5 pl-7\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday pranksters seeking the ultimate gag gift\u003c\/strong\u003e - Perfect for friends and family who appreciate toilet humor with a card that plays endless fart sounds for hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-givers wanting unforgettable birthday surprises\u003c\/strong\u003e - Stand out from typical birthday cards with this musical prank that combines genuine birthday wishes with hilarious sound effects\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrank enthusiasts who want consequence protection\u003c\/strong\u003e - Features hidden glitter bomb that activates if the recipient tries to destroy the card or remove the battery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📮\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003ePlain white envelope included in all cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48030672224504,"sku":"bday-farts","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2882\/8920\/files\/Fart-Birthday-Greeting-Card.png?v=1772387053","url":"https:\/\/bespatteredfacade.com\/products\/endless-birthday-farts-card-with-glitter","provider":"Bespattered Facade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}