{"product_id":"blue-glitter-trap-envelope-1-pack","title":"Blue Glitter Trap Envelope (1-Pack)","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eLooks Like a Nice, Normal Blue Envelope. It Is Not.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eCalm, classic, and completely disarming — right up until they pull the strip to open it and the glitter trap bursts everywhere. It's the envelope for the guy who's convinced he's too hard to prank. Slip an Endless Joker Card inside and you've stacked two pranks into one delivery: glitter on the way in, a song that won't quit once they recover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-decimal flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLift the flap and slide in any card — an Endless Joker Card doubles the damage, but anything works (we won't judge).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePeel the white adhesive cover on the lip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFold over to seal, then send it like any normal envelope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhen they pull the strip to open it, the glitter trap bursts everywhere. Nothing you can do from your end — that part's on them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003eGreat For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHis birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e — especially the one who swears nothing gets him.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFather's Day\u003c\/strong\u003e — thank Dad and get him in the same envelope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBoys' birthday parties\u003c\/strong\u003e — the favor that quietly becomes the whole afternoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAny-occasion guy gifting\u003c\/strong\u003e — blue reads classic without announcing a theme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDouble-pranking with an Endless Joker Card\u003c\/strong\u003e — glitter first, a song that never ends after.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e5x7 inches, with a little wiggle room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e1 envelope per pack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCards sold separately — this is the envelope only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePostage depends on what you're shipping, so there's no single answer. Unfortunately.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50133507375352,"sku":"Blue-Envelope","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/2882\/8920\/files\/Envelope-Blue-openrip.png?v=1786226413","url":"https:\/\/bespatteredfacade.com\/products\/blue-glitter-trap-envelope-1-pack","provider":"Bespattered Facade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}